Alternative Universes

I wish I had the mojo to write this myself but, in the absence of that, perhaps I can offer this inspiration for someone who may.

This story has always haunted me...

The real games in the Olympic Village will not be televised

Sex in the Olympic village. What happens in the Olympic village stays in the Olympic village. Crawford accidentally setting up the unofficial Olympic brothel. The German team  using that infamous German debauchery to great medal generating effect...

And giving all of them an olympic sport proved to be way too much fun too.

Crawford - you'd think boxing right? I leaned toward fencing, to have him face off against Ran but no, he insisted on Shooting.
Schuldig - he is such a gymnast. I suggested synchronized swimming but he reminded me what chlorine does to his hair...
Nagi - equestrian. He likes animals a whole lot more than people. And he looks right smart in that outfit.
Farf - wrestling. He likes to get up close and personal before wrenching your arm out of the socket.

Aya - fencing. He won't even entertain another idea. He even seems pretty happy with the idea of being an Olympian though.
Omi - archery. Sort of a no brainer there.
Ken - football. Again - made to order. Although his ears perked up at handball for some reason...
Yohji - I wavered back and forth on Yohji. I almost settled on Volleyball but he just doesn't have that 'killer instinct' one needs for volleyball. He felt that badminton was much more his speed.

Anyone feeling it? :)